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a man who does not kiss but just fingers.
"hey captain fingers"
A man whose enlarged medulla oblangata is often the source of his gargantuan rage. A comic-book anti-hero who most likely has the MCR1 gene.
That's classic Mike, going all Captain Furious just because X-Factor is on.
Captain Matias Torres from the game Ace Combat 7: Skies Unknown, usually shortened to just 'Torres' or 'Captain Torres' who is well known for is voice lines in SP Mission 3: Ten Million Relief Plan.
Person 1: Hey, have you heard of Captain Torres? I love his voice lines!
Person 2: No, never heard of him.
Person 1: *pulls out gun* S A C R E L I G E
A person who thinks that they have acheived something amazing despite an average accomplishment.
He's the Chief of Medicine? That f**king drone captain?
Congradulations! You've been elected drone captain for the day!
When a woman is fingered by a man with large, rough, fingers.
"Why is Anne walking funny today?"
"She got wasted last night and ended up being Captain Birdseye'd by the old guy down the bar."
"Ouch."
Captain of the starship Voyager. Lost and stranded in the Delta Quadrant. Little do people know that Janeway has a lust for Seven of Nine. Janeway likes her coffee black, almost everyday, because of being so tired from the night before, lying awake, thinking of Seven of Nine. Janeway will sometimes masturbate 2-3 times a night in order to alleviate the tension and let out her urges.
Janeway lets her true feelings show more during season 7. Janeway secretly wants to be with Seven of Nine, lying there in bed, circling her tongue around Seven of Nine's perk nipples. However, Janeway knows that this love is forbidden by Starfleet protocol. As a result, she only wants to see Seven of Nine happy, even if it means being with Chakotay. During the last episode of season 7, future Janeway argues with her present self to take the pathway home. Present Janeway finally gives in, when future Janeway reveals that Seven of Nine dies if they do not take the path home. Future Janeway is also willing to sacrifice herself in order to ensure that Seven of Nine lives, even if it means being with Chakotay.
Captain Janeway: "I'd like to help you explore your...humanity."
Seven of Nine: "I don't see how being naked is relevant?"
Captain Janeway: "This will help you to learn to feel more comfortable around other women in the sonic showers."
Seven of Nine: "Is it common for one woman to wash another woman's back?"
Captain Janway: "Of course it is Seven of Nine. It's all part of the natural course of human life. Just lean forward, relax, and learn to love it. That's it. Let me get your lower back."
*Janeway begins to slide one, then two fingers into Seven of Nine*
Janeway: "I never knew a borg could be so warm in wet inside."
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A male homosexual who is so well versed in the act of oral sex that he has attained the rank of captain.
50 Cent is such a cock captain. I wish he would give me head.
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