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A dictionary website that designed for defining slang terms, now it's a website that teenage asshats with too much free time use to take shots at politicians and express sexual angers, as well as making fun of anyone else they possibly can.

Guy: God, what happened to Urban Dictionary? Where'd it all go wrong?

Creator of Urban Dictionary: It went wrong when I opened this website to the public....

by Spodermen2121 z February 11, 2017


Urban Dictionary

A popular website where ten year old kids come and submit definitions under sexual names. They try and make themselves seem funny, but they really just inspire cringe. On urban dictionary, you can find a sexual definition for all words in the English language and more. If you would like to say sane and break your habit of saying "that's what she said", this site is not ideal. A fun thing to do at parties is to look up your name in this site.

You're browsing urban dictionary? Whatever you do, don't look up Charizard.

by 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢 May 19, 2016


Urban Dictionary

The living embodiment of why the internet was a mistake.

I went on Urban Dictionary and now I live in a van down by the river.

by AveTrueToCaesar November 4, 2019


Urban Dictionary

A website that has words.

Urban Dictionary is a great website if you like looking at words.

by IQuarent August 10, 2017


Urban Dictionary

A website where you go to look for commonly-used slang and end up getting the definition of a sex position.

*Looks up H*

Urban Dictionary: So basically the REDACTED and then REDACTED making the letter H, and can REDACTED

Me: Okay, what the fuck.

by A Generic Video Game NPC March 2, 2020


Urban Dictionary

Dear Urban Dictionary:

Please stop deleting all my definitions without e-mailing me, you fucking bitch.

Thanks.

- Urban Dictionary sucks me off every now and then for $10.
- Really? Wow, I didn't know it was such a cheap slut!

by Joseph5 April 7, 2016


Urban Dictionary

A dictionary where teachers go up and search for slang and end up searching for something about sex.

Teacher: What does "herbal essence" mean, Brian?
Brian: I don't know, go and search Urban Dictionary.
Teacher: "goes and searches Urban Dictionary"
Teacher. Oh.

by tedious is sexier thanyouthink June 24, 2021