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When underage girls enjoy your company all the way up to the point of them turning legal.
Man that guy seems to really attract the younger audience, but not the legal aged ones. Sure does sound like another case of worms disease.
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345 Disease happens when the body starts slowy shutting down all of its major organs until a person quits or locates a new place of employment.
Employee 1: Where's Mike at today?
Employee2: He had to quit cause his lungs started to shut down on him.
Employee 1: My liver stopped working at my last job.
Employee 2: Yeah man, that 345 Disease is no joke!!
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A medical malady where the sufferer constantly has feces nearly protruding from the anus. The poo has yet to be "pinched off" or broken away from the remainder of the turd still inside the rectum. Some call this condition "turtle heading" or simply "crowning" (a reference to the birth process). Much research has gone in to curing this terrible disease but as of now only symptoms can be treated. Such treatments include adult diapers, stool hardeners and stool softeners.
Crown's Disease can effect both undergarment and odor masking budgets for any and all sufferers.
Ultra Dan: Man, I hate those David Garrard commercials where he bitches about his Crohn's Disease. That ain't nothing. I got Crown's Disease.
Salty: That sucks, man, constantly touching cloth. What's your underwear budget for a year?
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Someone who -- no matter how good your story -- always has to come up with one of their own that tops it.
Old Surfer Joe has a critical case of Alltimers.
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Percasets Disease causes mild-severe retardation. It is caused by placing chewing gum in your mouth and not chewing it.
Dude have you ever put a piece of gum in your mouth and forget to chew it?
yea, why?
Shit, i heard that gives you percasets disease. You better get that checked out!
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A disease in which your body shrinks while your head grows, and turns bright yellow
Often leads to the eating of blue and white ghosts, cherries, and fear of red, pink, yellow, and green ghosts
Hi my name is Pac man.... Ive had Pac Disease for over 2 years, and my wife Ms. Pac man has battled it for 1 1/2..
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coabins disease is a horrible disease which was established in 1999. six years after Kurt Cobains death, pretty much its when you can be sitting down in the most tranquil place when youll suddenly get really sharp pains and it can be anywhere in your body. it was established because Cobain wrote in his journal what it was like to have this disease. he got pains in his stomach and always had to vomit his pain away.
"dude why are you throwing up"
"sorry its just the cobains disease"
"thats alright then"
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