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This genre is usually encountered late at night, like regular porn. It occurs generally when you are watching either Food Network or The Travel Channel. You see delicious looking food that you: a) don't have in your residence, b) can't go out and get RIGHT THEN because the market or restaurant you might find it in is closed, c) can't have because of dietary restrictions, or d) can't afford.
Why do I torture myself by sitting here watching Guy Fieri praise that delicious looking omelette only served at Eggceptional Eggstacy in Homestead, Florida? This is real food porn!!
Damn, why does McDonald's have to close at 11PM? I want the Triple-Patty Heart Attack Burger NOW!! Food porn ambush!!
AAAGGGGGHHHHH!!! I could MAKE that if Kroger's was still open so I could get the ingredients! Foiled by late night food porn!
Each of the above is said while drooling with a tongue as hard as the other body parts usually associated with porn watching.
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When spoiled yuppies in south LA have to drive more than 10 minutes to get their overpriced "organic" lifestyle-defining food
You mean they aren't opening a new whole foods up the street afterall? This sh*t is food apartheid
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A person who dates, establishes and maintains relationships, with the sole purpose to eat and get food at someone else's expense.
"Stacey only talks to me when she's hungry.”
“What a food digger, bro."
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In a multiple-cat household a food crook is the cat that goes from bowl-to-bowl eating all of the other cats' food.
Pookie, stop that you food crook!!!
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food given to a snitch, which is bullets.
I gave that fag some snitch food.
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when your eating food that just has your mouth watering from all the flavors it just has you in awe, its like your in heaven.
i'm about to have food sex with these ribs and pasta.
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Digesting an interesting idea/issue with the mind/thought.
Hey, that cool idea of yours the other day has been good food for thought.
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