kitty hard

An extremely sarcastic way of responding when an event or action that isn't difficult at all -- but is made to seem that way by the speaker. A tribute to cats, the ultimate drama queens, who such a hard life that they make a Big Deal when you move them off the clean laundry they've been sleeping on for the last 23.5 hours.

Jerry: And I had to sleep on 1000 thread count sheets because the 1500 thread count sheets were dirty!
Tom: Your life is so kitty hard.

Glenda: I can't talk right now, I have to get my nails done, hair done, a massage, AND go shopping for new clothes before I have lunch with Brad Pitt!
Evillene: Your life is so kitty hard.

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trash hard

A cross between a try hard and someone who is still trash despite said try hardness. Most associated with video games. Usually in large numbers on console FPS games being that it’s all they’ve ever known and or care to know when it comes to video games.

Trash hard: man I try and try and this fucking cunt is still killing me, he’s defo hacking
Friend: nah dude you’re just a fucking trash hard

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hard candy

Internet slang for an under-age girl.

Pedo - "Wow, dude! I met some fit hard candy on the chatroom last night!"

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Hard Hitter

N: A life style

Adj: Describes someone who enjoys; modifying cars/trucks, motorcycles, extreme sports, tattoos, loud music, and living life to the fullest. Hard Hitters don't quit, and always look for the next thrill. They are into anything adrenaline!

A Hard Hitter's moto: Being a hard hitter is a commitment to;
Breaking molds, Staying gold, Loud music, Jacked up, Hella flush, Dirt,Street,strip. Remembering the fallen, Living the life, Keeping it real,Never buying in, Never selling out.

Guy 1: Hey man I think I saw your lifted truck, the one with the monster energy, FMF, and Oakley stickers on the back, at the moto x track last weekend.

Guy 2: Yeah that was me, I was throwing down some new tricks on the dirt ramps.

Guy 2 walks away...

Guy 1: Man, that guy is a Hard Hitter for sure! I hope I can be that cool one day.

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hard food

UK terminology for hard drugs (usually cocaine).

"Bruv, good to see ya, you got any green?"
"Only the hard food mate, call me."

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hard pp

a great source of milk

my uncle joe gives me a hard pp

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hard core

musical attitude or style or genre showing no compromises with approching reality. a direct way of expressing ideas through powerfull walls of sound and an agressive lyric style.

hard core music.
that man is the hard core of his office.

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