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single-handedly the most expensive object in your household, that can SOMETIMES fit in your pocket.
While yes, Iphones are very good performance wise, they just haven't gotten cooler over the years, we just want a Iphone that is super cool.
Guy: Hey, did you hear? Apple made a new Iphone. Its only got like, one thing. I think its a..uh..new camera?
Apple enthusiast: HOLY SHIT I HAVE TO BUY THAT LIKE ONG THIS WILL BE THE BEST PRODUCT OF THE YEAR WHATS THE PRICE??/??//
Guy: 12,000 US dollars.
Apple enthusiast: ANYTHING FOR DADDY APPLE DOES IT COM E WITH INCLUDED LIGHTING CABLE, ASSHOLE WIPER, BUTTPLUG, PIPEBOMB, PORTABLE FLAMETHROWER, AND WINDSHIELD WIPERS???
iPhone mean smart phone, aka 'RICH' for some people mind
P1: HAHA!!! I GOT AN IPHONE, IM RICHER THAN YOU NOOB!!!!
P2: stfu, who care
when you are having sex doggystyle and you whip out your iPhone and start slapping the other person's ass with it
Bro, last night me and my girl were bangin and i have her a iPhone
The best thing ever waaaaaayy better than android
iPhone is better
Addictive Device First released in 2007 , uhhhhh u need to sell a kid or kidney to get one.
i stands for internet or apple got mental breakdown and just took fucking iMac first letter WHICH also stands for internet so uhhhhh yeah. also iPhone can access internet did u fucking know that ??? and also you can install apps on iPhone since 2008 , sadly apple disconitinued appstore for iOS versions belov iOS 7 bc they are fucking stupid as fuck.
iPhone i have it in my ass
i will use my iphone to use imessage and imessage other bitch with iphone
i love my iphone (true)
cum
i love cum
1. A phone which battery only lasts around 2 hours on average, even If you put it on power save.
2. A phone which you can annihilate by dropping it about 3 ft
3. A phone which Gen Z thinks are better than Samsung phones, but they can't even tell you why.
4. You could type the word "butter" and somehow autocorrect registers it as "penis".
5. Overpriced piece of shit which isn't even worth the money because it breaks easily. All you're doing is paying for a name.
iphones suck so bad that even a dog's rectum would commit suicide if it saw one
Trash quality phone that cost 3 times a way better phone, very popular among the kids who think to be cool because they follow trends, they are like samsung or other android phones but
-they easily break, Samsungs are way more resistant
-the way how iPhones work is kinda trash
-Meanwhile the Android users are actual good people usually , the iPhone users are some 5yo kids that will be toxic against those who have better phones, in those kids we can include : bobux flexers on robloxs, those who call you hacker for killing "the god of everything" which is just a kid who doesnt understand what hacker mean,average fortnite players,average tik tokers and other kinds of kids
-Android phones create features , Apple copies them but 5 years later
Ex. 1
Iphone user playing adopt me on roblox: HAHA, LOOK AT THIS BACON NOOB, HE HAS JUST A DEFAULT PET, TIME TO FLEX MY PETS AND MY ROBUX
The person who got called a noob: stfu iShit kid, go back to make ur fortnite tik toks for ur 5yo fans
Ex. 2
Iphone user in a school: LOL, IDIOT, LOOK AT YOUR PHONE, MINE COSTS 3 TIMES MORE, LOLOL, U HAVE NO MONEYS TO BUY A PHONE
The other guy: lmao, i have moneys and i prefer buying 300€ good phones instead of 1000€ shit that eill easily break
Ex.3
Iphone user: wow, i have 500k followers on tik tok, haha, and those idiots think that its cringe
The rest if the world: wtf , tik tok is cringe af, stfu iShit kid
Ex.4
Apple copying stuff:
Worker: I found out this new Samsung phone of 5 years ago with new features , lets make a shitty late copy of it and say its innovative!
Other worker: great idea, lets make everyone think its innovative and sell it for 1000€ meanwhile the original and way better version costs 200€