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When you go to Barnes and Nobles and pay 5 dollars for a bookmark of a fake dollar bill or some other sheit when you could have just used the 5 dollar bill as a bookmark! commonsense !
Liz: Imma go get me a bookmark from BNB with these Lincoln tissue bookmark.
Moe: Why not just use the Lincoln tissue as a bookmark?
Liz: omg, duh! that just blew my mind.
The dead sibling of Lincoln Way Central, East, and West that is now just the home of kids racing their cars because some guy embezzled money out of the school.
When it got shut down all the parents complained about how it would be harder for their little baby boy to make the football team with so many more kids at Lincoln Way East.
Degenerate 1: “Bro I just bought a 2011 Kia Forte let’s see what this baby can do!”
Degenerate 2: “Yooo let’s hit up Lincoln Way North.”
The best school in Nebraska and least ghetto
Mostly full of white people
Lincoln North Star is a cool place
Steve: hey what do you drive?
Micheal: I drive a Lincoln navigator!!!
Steve: O, so you drive a piece of shit. 💩
The most important person on earth, without him the world would end.
Oh my God Grahm Lincoln grant is so cool
He was the sixteenth president of the United States who was the first one to coin the sex move an "Abe Lincoln" where one proceeds to jizz in another's face and throw pubes on the jizz creating a silly beard. He also invented Lincoln Logs and in his spare time hunted vampires attempting to free the slaves from the dark overlords of the South who were running the cotton industry. Vampires secretly created a contraption called the "tampon" where a woman stores it in her vagina during her time of the month leaving a discarded tasty snack to be consumed.
"I Abe Lincolned my friend when he was sleeping last night and he thought he finally hit puberty!"
"Well you certainly paid fine tribute to the man who saved the world from the dark plague of vampires. Abraham Lincoln you sun of a gun."
A pretty normal school in Tallahassee that would like to be left out of everyone else’s name-related drama thank you very much.
also our marching band is THE best band in the land. thank you for coming to my ted talk
Lincoln High School is the least eventful of the three big high schools in Tallahassee. And it’s down the road from *the jail*. This is how boring it is here