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Getting addicted to looking at/ sending e-mails, letting several hours go by being oblivious to everything but your own e-mail world.
Person A: I thought we were going to hang out 2 hours ago...
Person B: I know....I got stuck in an e-mail coma/loop, forgetting about the time. Sorry. I had a never ending circle of e-mails to read. I haven't checked my e-mail in a month, resulting in 1,356 unread e-mails...I totally forgot about it...Sorry!!
Person A: Oh I see...ya that happens to me all the time..Anyway, How about hanging out tommorow?
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An email account, other than a person’s primary e-mail, that a person creates for posting controversial information so then employers, or anyone else, don’t find out about the stuff they post online
Person 1: dude why tf would you post that? You do know that employers trace that shit
Person 2: don’t worry I used my sacrificial e-mail account
Person 1: oh thank god
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Having vaginal sex, then pulling out, aiming the head of your penis into your partner's anus and then ejaculating. Anal creampie without anal sex.
I was pretty angry that Gertrude didn't want to let me make sex with her bumhole, so I decided to open the door and throw the mail inside. She farted out my masculine mayonnaise all over the backseat of her 2008 Kia Spectra.
When you raise capital in an investment fund to acquire multiple Russian mail-order bride platforms. This is done so that the investor controls the supply chain of connecting beautiful Russian women and rich white men.
Conspiracy theorists state that this is how the Russian government blackmails powerful politicians and businessmen. There have not yet been any recorded cases of Russian mail-order brides blackmailing their rich, powerful husbands.
Person A - Hey are you still planning on going through that Russian mail-order bride consolidation play?
Person B - Ya, we raise $100 Million to acquire the top 20 online platforms. We will own over 90% of the market in the next two years!
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Advice from a “friend” who gives trash worthy advice they wouldn’t even take.
*Girl in front seat to a friend
“ If you’d like my advice.-”
“Literally no one wants your advice, Karen. Your advice is verbal junk mail.”
Email or snail mail that's purpose is for venting some steam.
My sister sent me vent mail after her husband called her chubby.
Not everyone that delivers the mail is male. Some mail carriers are female.
The dog didn't like the mail chick or anybody shaped like the mail chick. Something about the buzz haircut triggered the dog, and it would always start chasing her.