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A period in time when one becomes hyper and easily-amused. Usually spurred by a period of not sleeping. Characterized by excessive laughter, shortness of breath, and spontaneous urges to act crazy. It is commonly induced by humorous and nonsensical words (i.e. tinfoil, bagpipes, wooden ladle, toenail, pudding, etc.)
Citizen #1: Hahaha, doorknob is such a funny word. I feel like pouring soy sauce on my head and dancing through the streets naked.
Citizen #2: Yo, that nigga is in muffin time.
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Term for the rolls of fat hanging off peoples sides. AKA Love handles.
That girl's muffin tops are hangin out of her jeans
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Tiny titties, just big enough to fit in your hand or mouth.
Bob: I hate mini muffins, give me huge tits any day
Mike: more then an mouthful is wasteful
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Guy that gets the ladies easy, is always fishin' and....likes a muffin every now and then.
''Man, what a stud muffin that guy is''
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A really hot stud, in tight pants and a little tube top. Toned neck. Short body.
Dude, she's a Callie Muffin.
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Someone who’s rude all time, bitchy attitude, and usually is an elise, blames other people for being narcissist
damm elise acts like a cunt muffin sometimes
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Twilight muffins are these really nasty muffins the muffinman bakes. They were originally designed to poison kings or queens whenever the plebians became upset. Now they are just used to make people think stalking is a form of admiration.
"Tom became such a Twilight-Muffin when she started stalking that new girl in class"
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