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Hippo Milk

also known as strawberry milk, it's usually drunk by kids in the morning before they go to their class, its called hippo milk because theres a conspiracy that hippo milk is actually bright pink.
theres also chocolate/cockolate milk, mint milk/bug milk, banana milk/dick milk and caramel milk/old man jim from across the road's cum flavoured milk.

ooooo Alex is drinking hippo milk again, what a unit.

by RealSlimNoodle August 21, 2019


Milking the Vein

Another term for male masturbation.

Sandeo was steadfastly Milking the Vein as he watched re-runs of MTV Grind: Spring Break!

by Drunez. August 27, 2009


Milk Boy

Having the mentality of a child still breastfeeding; Stubborn, egocentric and very naive.
Sometimes used in gaming.

Dave: Man I just got blasted, you should have backed me up.
Ethan: I wasn't in the right place and time.
Dave: Who cares? Now I'm dead and it's your fault.
Ethan: Dude, you're such a Milk Boy.

by NybaktStein December 15, 2019


Soy Milk

/soi milk/
nounNORTH AMERICAN
how regular milk introduces itself in Spanish

Oat Milk: Caray Bub, quién eres tú?
Milk: Soy milk!
Oat Milk: ¡Dios mío!

by Trooper Trahan July 21, 2021

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Milk the ferret

A colloquial, if you can call it that, term for vicious masturbation.

1.) Carl: Jesus Christ Mark, I was milkin' the ferret the other day when my eighty year old nan walked in on the vinegar stroke. How she bought the shampoo spillage story I'll never know.

2.) Swithin: Are priests allowed to milk the ferret, as long as they don't think lustful thoughts mum?

Mum: No, can you?

by G21 March 24, 2008


Man Milk

The yummy milk you get when you hook a man up to one of those cow udder torture machines, and turn it on. The milk that comes out of him is usually sweet, and is very nutritious. However, when you are milking the man, make sure to take him out of the machine before his mushroom head bursts.

"You wanna try my man milk anyone? It's really yummy and nutritious!"

by StarSoupMan June 30, 2023

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Dad with the milk

GREAT DAY! Your dad is back with the milk.

OMG! My dad with the milk, Is coming!

by BruhDictionary February 19, 2022

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