Hippo Milk

also known as strawberry milk, it's usually drunk by kids in the morning before they go to their class, its called hippo milk because theres a conspiracy that hippo milk is actually bright pink.
theres also chocolate/cockolate milk, mint milk/bug milk, banana milk/dick milk and caramel milk/old man jim from across the road's cum flavoured milk.

ooooo Alex is drinking hippo milk again, what a unit.

shet

a way someone with a very scottish accent says shit.

aww shet mannnn, i heard tom got severely injured from how tipsy he got after those beers last night.

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screentime

its the thing only noob children have, its when their parents limit the kid's time on the internet everyday.

we're reducing your screentime down to 30 minutes a day till your grades come back up

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Smunch

when you squish and go full happy mode by turning into a blanket burrito

finna go smunch

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Sketchboo

it's how intense weebs say sketchbook.

hey guys i brought my sketchboo with me today!

Trashnoodle

A ship name for an emo couple who conceive the anti-christ while talking in their native click language.

Bruh, i'm getting Trashnoodle vibes from that.

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Loafu

an abbreviation of 'i love you'

person 1: Loafu

person 2: aw, loafu chu too