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safe

its a condom

wear that safe to protect yo girl

by DaniLolGetRekt February 14, 2020


Safe

That thing you do when you want to stay alive for tomorrow's rave.

Hey Scott be safe in the city tonight! Super City 50 - Urban EDM is tomorrow.

by xbeatxassasinx February 6, 2016


safe

Slang way of saying something is cool and you agree with it

That's safe fam

by roxmstar January 8, 2020


Safe

Something you will never be.

I’m not safe at the moment

by CumandEat November 10, 2022


Safe

When you want to want to say goodbye but it’s to formal

Aight mate it’s getting late ,safe

by Disks dissosoel March 28, 2023


safe

Aleksandr is safe, probably the safest there ever was to be safe. They say he is so safe that OSHA wanted to recruit him, but he didn't want to take the risk. Aleksandr is the literal definition of safe.

Ashley "Ok well be safe tomorrow"
Aleksandr " Literally the definition of safe is me, look it up"

by Anonamosious April 2, 2022


Safe

A word to describe someone as a safe option, as they are so ugly and horrible that you know that they will never leave you. Often practised by hot girls on tinder, who swipes you right thinking that you are safe, they keep you on leash often ghosting you for days or weeks, stands you up on dates and are mostly mean. Quickly gets bored as you try to be nice or give them compliments as they were expecting you to talk about the quantum theory and consciousness in the first two lines of greetings. Absolutely results in an unmatch without explanation (while you were typing) becomes toxic for deluded men who are inspired by the "she's way out of my league" movie and leaving them stranded in the dystopia of broken dreams. The cesspool fosters and encourages stalking behaviour, resulting in psychopathic tendencies to be a sociopath and eventually a creep.

Guy: So it's a one year anniversary since we matched! Are you still active on tinder?
Girl: Dude, fuck off! I only swiped you right cuz I thought you are safe

Girl 1: I would love to leave my guy for a hot, tall, rich stud! But I won't cuz I know my guy will never leave me cuz he is an ugly ass loser.
Girl 1's BFF: Safe is the way to go!!!

by going_south November 21, 2021