You sound fat

A response used to quickly and efficiently tear down a jealous, bitter or resentful male. Best used on incels or "niceguys" who complain about attractive people and women constantly.

Incel: I hate all these shallow chads and staceys! Niceguys finish last! Girls only date assholes!
Person: You sound fat

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Wall of Sound

Possbily the best song by American Hi-Fi, and the final song on their self titled album.

Here are some lyrics -

You're under my skin now I could shut out the world that we know
I'll try to be everything you want me to be
And I've got a head start but I'm making the same mistakes
And its all or nothing when we fall apart
Fade fade fade into you

Caught in the rush of the crowd
Lost in a wall of sound
You were ringing in my ear
Caught in the rush of the crowd
Lost in a wall of sound
You were ringing in my ear

Now try and tell me it's not a good song.

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how do you sound

We someone sounds slow

How do you sound?

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Funny Dead Grandpa Sounds

Just a funny sound ngl, he just be vibin!

Damn, funny dead grandpa sounds kinda be making me lol

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How does 'get fucked' sound?

A sarcastic expression used to indicate a persons lack of desire to do something.

Mother: Son, why don't you go and do your homework?
Son: Mum, how does 'get fucked' sound!?

Smart person 1: Hey man, let's go to that Miley Cyrus gig!
Smart person 2: Hey man, how does 'get fucked' sound?
Smart person 1: haha, yeah true dat.

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Sounds like my Ex-Wife

variant of the phrase "That's what she said" that is more often, but not always, applied to non-sexual sounding phrases.

Person 1: That store really ripped me off.
Person 2: Sounds like my ex-wife.

Person 1: God that strippers vagina was loose!!
Person 2: Sounds like my ex-wife.

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Sounds like my first time

An even more versatile version of "That's what she said". Used to draw attention to a non-sexual phrase that could be interpreted sexually. Can be used by both males and females to refer to a variety of situations.

"Man, I don't think it'll fit in there."
"Sounds like my first time."

"I was so sweaty aftwerwards."
"Sounds like my first time!"

"How am I supposed to put this thing on?"
"SOUNDS LIKE MY FIRST TIME!"

"So then my mom came in and spanked me."
"Sounds like my first ti- Oh."

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