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Images, videos or articles online that cause the reader or viewer to cry just like real onions. Internet Onions can be caused by such things as Soldier Coming Home videos and many more.
Damn internet onions are strong in this video.
When you insert your closed fingers in a cone shape into the rectum then spread your fingers open you get the "blooming onion"
"Ohh baby just like that! I love it when you give me the blooming onion!"
The act of Oral Sex with The Candy Pop Rocks activated on the shaft of the penis.
Oh man she gave a me a good blooming onion
When a person clusters their fingers together and inserts their clustered fingers into another person's vagina, similar to the snug. Once the entire hand is inserted up to the wrist bone, the person fans their fingers out in all directions, simulating a blooming onion served at a fine Australian steakhouse.
Myrtle loves getting fisted, so as a special surprise Otis gave her the blooming onion and she squealed in pleasure and in pain.
Layers and layers of awesome. The more complicated and Byzantine the better.
"What this? Oh, it's just some synthpop song with a sample of a song from the 1930's that sounds like John Williams' "Imperial March" about some hindian guy who breaks up with a faux commie boy, by telling him he could never be "his woman". It's like an onion of awesome."
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to take a dump on a girls chest then ejaculate on it OR visa-versa, what ever is good.
I was with this freak last nite and she made me chili and onion on her.
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When you punch a girl so hard in the vagina that it turns purple and she cries.
That ugly bitch tried to rape me so I gave her a purple onion.
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