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the liquid gold of life
best when it comes from a rhino or a lemur
"Yo, did you get your daily urine package"
"Yes, and it comes with some all-new horse urine"
Urinating in a dress while wearing underwear with bare legs under the dress.
Peeing in a dress is a urinal dress. Gotta wear underwear with bare legs under the dress to pee in the dress.
Common condition of elders who leave the toilet with pee still dripping in their drawers to be stored there until an undergarment update is possible.
Man, I gotta learn to leave it drip a little longer ‘cause I been storin’ urine lately.
A dream that most guys have in common where one goes to use a urinal, ends up missing themselves. The dreamer typically wakes up having wet the bed
"Bro, I had the urinal dream last night"
Where the line in the restroom is too long, to speed up the process, you unzip your pants and let your penis hang out so you are ready to go when it's your turn.
"The line in the restroom started moving much more quickly once everyone was joining in the urinal hang."
to park a car in such a way that you are not directly next to other vehicles. Similar to how males prefer to pee at urinals.
Yesterday I wasn't to confident in my parking skills so I was forced into urinal parking my ride.
When someone follows you closely to the urinal and then uses the one right next to you.
That creepy dude just did some urinal drafting,must of had to go real bad.