"hey dude want to play with my douche flute?"
or
"yo look at dose douche flute they so awesome, maybe we can play with one another's douche flute"
A musical instrument used by woman while cleaning there hoochie.
The sexy bar tender went home and used a Douche Flute while playing along to her favorite music.
Penne Pasta. Which is a noodle that you play as a flute.
I played a siiiick solo on my flute noodles during dindin that I got double dessert!
Contrary to the Mormon bagpipe: fucking an armpit, the Peruvian Flute is fucking the leg crease from the thigh to the calf. South of the border.
To heck with the Mormon bagpipe; I just got back from my mission in Peru and taught my brethren the Peruvian Flute
An alias for male genitalia.
"I'm back from practicing instruments."
"What did you play, the pants flute? HA."
The act of sucking a penis similar to someone using a straw while the recipitant of the sucking are simaltaniously urinating.
You could call my grandma an alcoholic, every night she wants my champagne flute.
When a younger girl sucks the elderly penis of a convicted priest
She played the Skeliton flute, now she Coffs dust