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A male or female who has been drinking all night and after their first piss of the night needs to go to the toilet every ten minutes.
Seriously, Are you going to take a leak again?!
I know. I broke the seal an hour ago and now i'm Captain Weakbladder
A gentlemen who does not last long in bed and shoots his load too quickly
He's such a Captain Cumquick!
A person who thinks that they have acheived something amazing despite an average accomplishment.
He's the Chief of Medicine? That f**king drone captain?
Congradulations! You've been elected drone captain for the day!
The Mormon version of George Washington. He sports a golden trumpet and runs away from Indians.
Mormon missionary: "I want to be just like Captain Moroni!"
Bystander: "Get the fuck out of my face."
When a woman is fingered by a man with large, rough, fingers.
"Why is Anne walking funny today?"
"She got wasted last night and ended up being Captain Birdseye'd by the old guy down the bar."
"Ouch."
Captain of the starship Voyager. Lost and stranded in the Delta Quadrant. Little do people know that Janeway has a lust for Seven of Nine. Janeway likes her coffee black, almost everyday, because of being so tired from the night before, lying awake, thinking of Seven of Nine. Janeway will sometimes masturbate 2-3 times a night in order to alleviate the tension and let out her urges.
Janeway lets her true feelings show more during season 7. Janeway secretly wants to be with Seven of Nine, lying there in bed, circling her tongue around Seven of Nine's perk nipples. However, Janeway knows that this love is forbidden by Starfleet protocol. As a result, she only wants to see Seven of Nine happy, even if it means being with Chakotay. During the last episode of season 7, future Janeway argues with her present self to take the pathway home. Present Janeway finally gives in, when future Janeway reveals that Seven of Nine dies if they do not take the path home. Future Janeway is also willing to sacrifice herself in order to ensure that Seven of Nine lives, even if it means being with Chakotay.
Captain Janeway: "I'd like to help you explore your...humanity."
Seven of Nine: "I don't see how being naked is relevant?"
Captain Janeway: "This will help you to learn to feel more comfortable around other women in the sonic showers."
Seven of Nine: "Is it common for one woman to wash another woman's back?"
Captain Janway: "Of course it is Seven of Nine. It's all part of the natural course of human life. Just lean forward, relax, and learn to love it. That's it. Let me get your lower back."
*Janeway begins to slide one, then two fingers into Seven of Nine*
Janeway: "I never knew a borg could be so warm in wet inside."
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A male homosexual who is so well versed in the act of oral sex that he has attained the rank of captain.
50 Cent is such a cock captain. I wish he would give me head.
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