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Gash Wednesday

When a male and a female are having consensual penetrative sex and the male, nearing completion, pulls out and ejaculates onto the female’s forehead and draws the sign of the cross to mark the first day of lent

I’m giving up chocolate for lent so I gave my girlfriend a fat Gash Wednesday

by hipyoungman42 August 2, 2024


Gammon gash

Huge battered pink fanny

Holy shit that girls got a gammon gash

by Walesy5p February 5, 2018


gashe

When something is some what experience expensive but is terrible and or useless.

“Why’d you buy that it’s so gashe.”

by Crams September 15, 2019


Wolf-gash

The combination between a Wolfgang and a gash. This results in a hairy werewolf possessing a large slit in their lower lip. The wolf-gash is also holding a Schnauzler.

I saw the Wolf-gash and was quite frightened.

by ronj January 12, 2011


gash maggot

Noun - Australian English. A person who is so crass and disgusting, that they make you vomit a bit in your throat just by speaking. Someone with no morals. Someone who is a bottom feeder.

Etymology: I can't think of anything worse to describe a lady's genitalia than the word gash, It's so crass,
I can't think of any creature on this earth worse than a maggot. They spawn from nothing and are disgusting.

Can you believe that Hillary Clinton lied about being shot at when getting off a plane in Serbia? What a gash maggot.
-OR-
Donald Trump is a gash maggot for imitating a disabled journalist during a press conference.

by CunningLinguistAusmerican August 20, 2024


Jelly Gash

After dinner the other nite, My Gal said it is that time of the month.
But you can still do me in my Jelly Gash

After dinner last night. My gal said it is that time of the month, My area is a total Jelly Gash.

by Thenry June 20, 2023


No Splash, No Gash

The frightening war cry of the common Toilet Tyrone or similar toilet-based salesperson commonly found in dingy nightclubs in an, often vain attempt to engulf you in a cloud of Joop, CK One or Davidoff Cool Water in exchange for whatever you can find in your back pocket (pennys, washers, lint etc)

Toilet salesman: "No Splash, No Gash!"
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."

by Bigby89 September 7, 2020