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Windward port

When you open the sheets and allow air in or out after a fart to either avoid or clear a dutch oven. specifically applying to when others are in the bed with you.

i was trying to be nice to her and opened a windward port so as to not offend

by Liondcat April 8, 2015


Hella port

Universal term for something you can’t live with out
(Better than that’s sick or that’s cool)

His new album is hella port

Those sunglasses are hella port

by Theology 101 April 27, 2018


Port-a-Pussy

When a female is getting sexually pounded with consent in a port-a-john.

See “Shit Poking” for the male version.

Sylvia and John had Port-a-Pussy at the concert.

John and Stan had a contest to see who could get the most Port-a-Pussy.

by Fuiwontdowhatyoutellme August 27, 2022


Port-a-sex

The act of having sex in a port-a-potty while you get your friend to roll it down a hill/slope

Hey Jimmy can you help me and Bianca? We’re planning on having Port-a-sex.”

by PhysicalToxic December 9, 2019


The Port

A town and port in Cheshire, England, part of the Cheshire West and Chester local authority and home of the well known Bobby Lewis

That Bobby Lewis kid is from The Port ain't he?

by Obama for Prime Minister 2024 December 18, 2019


The Port

The Port refers to Port Glasgow, a town in the west coast of Scotland. People who aren't local tend to confuse Port Glasgow with the city called Glasgow, so the Port works as a nickname to avoid this confusion.

Port Glasgow is next to Greenock and smaller places like Kilmacolm and Langbank. It's home to the Port bird.

"Where are you from?

"Port Glasgow."
"Oh I love Glasgow!"
"I'm not from Glasgow, I'm from the Port!"

by catpeesweeties February 9, 2021


Port Flapping

When you put your mouth on a vagina and horse blow.

I was port flapping my girlfriend last night and she squirted all over my face

by DuckingLlama June 1, 2024