Sick Bastard

Noun. Singular.
Synonym: Sick Fuck

Definition: A person whose sense of humor is leaps and bounds more rude and crude than that of the people with whom they associate.

"My WASband wanted to give me a Cleveland Steamer after eating hard boiled eggs and beer. That sick bastard."

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fully sick

An expression of admiration or enthusiasm for a person, thing or action. It can stand alone as an exclamation but is frequently used as a modifier to qualify something as excellent. It is associated with Middle Eastern and Mediterranean Australian English, as explained on the Australian language blog Fully (sic).

"Fully sick, mate!" (stand-alone exclamation)
"Your car is fully sick, bro" (adjective)
"I will call on my fully sick boys" (modifier)

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sick mate

A sarcastic remark about one's comment or failed action. Can be inhanced with 'yeah'. Also abbreviated as ysm.

'Friend fails to kick a ball'
"That was sick mate!"

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semi-sick

When you're too sick to operate normally but not sick enough to skip school/work. Symptoms include: excessive sneezing, runny nose,sore throat, headache, etc.

"Dude you look terrible"
"Yeah... I feel pretty bad"
"Then go home and get some rest"
"Can't I'm only semi-sick"

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Sick Wank

Having a standard masturbation session with one big difference, either during, or as you ejaculate (depending on the preference of the individual) you are vomiting or wretching due to illness or forced regurgitation.

I had an amazing sick wank the other day, managed to chunder just as I came it was magic.

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sick bird

phrase used to decribe something overly incredible

syn: awesome, cool, wicked

Did you see him do that jump? It was totally sick bird

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cab sick

like being "car sick" but in a cab/taxi

(usually because cabs drive too fast, swerve, emergency break, and don't have shocks)

"Oh Debbie, I got so cab sick on the way over. That cabbie was all over the road!"

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