Standard

the large, frequently erect uppermost petal of a papilionaceous flower.

The bee buzzed happily, attracted by the vibrant colors of the pea flower's standard petal.

standard

one of the inner petals of an iris flower, frequently erect.

The bright yellow standard stood tall above the downward-curving falls of the iris flower.

Standards

What Ashley rousse doesn’t have

I like you! Go ads! I have no standards so u can have a small peepee.

Standard Teacher

A teacher that doesn't know Snatwix

"She is a Standard Teacher"

Standard White Boy Edition

Standard White Boy Edition (adj.) is a term used to describe a very average sized penis on a white man.

Typically ranging anywhere from 4-5.5 inches in length and maybe 0.35 - 0.5inches in girth. 5.5:0.5 being the peak of a SWBE.. though there have been some cases reaching 5.75” with slightly more girth.

A very average penis such as this typically comes on a very average white man. Typically passed down from an average white Father’s Genetics.

Example 1 :

Woman : I’m so excited to finally feel you tonight..

Man : Yeah, I’ve been looking forward to it myself..

Woman : I know you’re gonna rock me with that big ol’ dick..

Man : I mean - I might have a Standard White Boy Edition.. but I definitely know how to use it..

Example 2 :

Man 1 : Bro you are always fuckin’ bitches.. you must be rockin’ a massive hog down there!!

Man 2 : Nah.. Dad blessed me with a Standard White Boy Edition.. but it gets the job done..