The act of texting someone and watching porn at the same time without them knowing.
Ex1: Boy 1- "Dude last night i was so porting Jessica."
Boy 2- "Dude Noice"
Ex2: Mel- "oh yes baby."
Jane- "Mel u better not be porting me"
The act of having sex in a port-a-potty while you get your friend to roll it down a hill/slope
“Hey Jimmy can you help me and Bianca? We’re planning on having Port-a-sex.”
A town and port in Cheshire, England, part of the Cheshire West and Chester local authority and home of the well known Bobby Lewis
That Bobby Lewis kid is from The Port ain't he?
The Port refers to Port Glasgow, a town in the west coast of Scotland. People who aren't local tend to confuse Port Glasgow with the city called Glasgow, so the Port works as a nickname to avoid this confusion.
Port Glasgow is next to Greenock and smaller places like Kilmacolm and Langbank. It's home to the Port bird.
"Where are you from?
"Port Glasgow."
"Oh I love Glasgow!"
"I'm not from Glasgow, I'm from the Port!"
When you put your mouth on a vagina and horse blow.
I was port flapping my girlfriend last night and she squirted all over my face
Universal term for something you can’t live with out
(Better than that’s sick or that’s cool)
His new album is hella port
Those sunglasses are hella port
When a female is getting sexually pounded with consent in a port-a-john.
See “Shit Poking” for the male version.
Sylvia and John had Port-a-Pussy at the concert.
John and Stan had a contest to see who could get the most Port-a-Pussy.