Universal term for something you can’t live with out
(Better than that’s sick or that’s cool)
His new album is hella port
Those sunglasses are hella port
When a female is getting sexually pounded with consent in a port-a-john.
See “Shit Poking” for the male version.
Sylvia and John had Port-a-Pussy at the concert.
John and Stan had a contest to see who could get the most Port-a-Pussy.
Round cord connection made between an X-Box controller and small connector that connects directly to the X-Box console.
In a fit of rage, Eddie threw the X-Box controller across the room. Luckily the rage port disconnected the controller from the console and no extraneous harm was done.
Fuckin titties bigger than any floatation device known to man kind therefore it’s referred to as titties spotted off the port baw.
Captain: All hands on deck titties spotted off the port baw!
Me: Damn that bitch is a grenade with big tits and daddy issues!
butthole to butthole contact between two bare ass grown ass men
person 1: bro why are you pooping in that man's butt
person 2: fuck off dude were porting
Where one puts his/her Butthole against another persons Butthole and both parties fart
Last night my girlfriend and I ate chipotle and spent the night porting
The act of texting someone and watching porn at the same time without them knowing.
Ex1: Boy 1- "Dude last night i was so porting Jessica."
Boy 2- "Dude Noice"
Ex2: Mel- "oh yes baby."
Jane- "Mel u better not be porting me"