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The act of being a cocky ass hole; bragging about shit no one cares about.
Chaz: "Bro, I'm workin' a sweat up. I just benched 300 lbs at the gym."
Jeff: "Hey man, quit tooting your own dick."
Sucking your own cock -
The art of bending your head forward towards your penis, and being able to pull at least 1 cm of skin up and down, or enough to ejaculate.
Welp, imma suck my own cock now.
Go away mom, I'm sucking my own cock over here.
Why are you sucking your own cock?
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derived from the Mario cart practice of slipping on your own bananas, screwing yourself over
Man, Brendan really got fucked by his own bananas this semester. Maybe if he'd smoked a little less weed he wouldn't have a .25 gpa. - Fucked by your own bananas
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take a look at your own actions, appearance, attitude , and behavior before you assess someone else!
stevie called me a slut but i said 'smell your own'; dude, he slept with more people in a month than i did all year!
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A phrase meaning "Google until you find something that agrees with you". Typically used to pretend the person saying it is somehow smarter than all of the experts.
I don't believe in government vaccines, COVID is the flu, and masks don't work! Do your own research!
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Constantly refers themself as being amazing at something
Keith, your're up your own ass all the time.
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Means that you are superior to a group of others, in control, the boss, etc.
On its own - i.e. I own you bitches...
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