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A member of the shuffle alliance with a crest of the king inside a heart on his hands, way too overpowered and once saved human civilization from cyborg cells.
Holy shit! The king of hearts just destroyed a devil colony with love.
The male version of slut strands
Man1: I’ve been trying to grow out my King Crab Legs for awhile now
Man 2: aren’t those just the guy version of slut strands?
The piece of poop that sticks to the toilet bowl after you flush.
Garry Owen, I'm all out of toilet paper and I just King Pricked the bowl.
A homosexual sex act in which one male pulls out after ejaculating in another males ass and uses the tip of his penis to draw a crown around their asshole.
“Daddy, I really want you to king me.”
A poor monarch, specifically one that should be dethroned.
King Hagan is a shit monarch and should be dethroned
A tall semi-italian business man with big feet, a dump truck, tiny calves, tons of beautiful girl friends but no true maidens. They are godlike at smash but frequently have performances just as mid as their body dysmorphia makes them think they are. H.P. is there superpower. They have time traveled from the future. They also frequently recieve hate from non chads, not natty roid ragers, and 14 year olds from Istanbul.
Friend 1: “I think todays a good day for calf raises and to dm a maiden With to A’s in her name.”
Friend 2: “ Don’t be Such a lasagna king. Just skip leg day and ignore your gym rat like every other gym bro.”