Talking out of his penis

A play on “talking out of your ass”. Similar meaning would be thinking with your “head”.

When you’re making out and he accidentally says “I love you”, but doesn’t really mean it, he just wants to get off. He’s talking out of his penis.

Big Penis Syndrome (BPS)

When a male has an unusually large penis

I have Big Penis Syndrome (BPS)...

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men who think with their penis

A guy who acts totally on sexual impulse rather than asserting self control and fails to realize that this does nothing to satisfy a woman and only leads to making him look like an idiot who a woman will never respect

"He just checked out my ass and now just wants to hump me, men who think with their penis just don't have a clue"

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Double Penis Relationship (DPR)

A male homosexual couple.
Cp. to a Zero Penis Relationship (ZPR) and a Single Penis Relationship (SPR)

Did you know, Johnnie and James just started a proper Double Penis Relationship (DPR) together!

4 inch penis

A man who says he has a big dick but it’s only 4 inches
A man who says size doesn’t matter as an excuse

“Dude I have a big ass dick”
No Alec you only have a 4 inch penis

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erect as a 5 a.m. penis

adj. Describing something that is very straight or stiff, or someone standing that way.

Tennis instructor: "Evan, you have to bend your knees on that shot!"
Evan: "What, I'm not getting down low enough?"
Tennis instructor: "Low enough? You're as erect as a 5 a.m. penis."

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Go Long-Penis

Being attracted to a girl, but not wanting a committed relationship. All you want to do is have sex with her. Another term for "hit it and quit it."

Guy A: "Dude, why don't you two date?"

Guy B: "I'd rather not. I mean, I'd go long-penis, but not long-term.

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