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stevie when he got the big hemroids
yo, did you here penis nigga tiddy foreskin???
No way i thought he got rid of those
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what a man says if he doesn't want to do something that is deemed woman's work, suck as ironing his shirts, or picking up after himself. Sexist when said to a woman, blatantly insulting when said to a male (your questioning his manhood in a very homo-phobic/sexist way).
Woman, i don't cook my own dinner because i have a penis.
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I can assure you not all trucks that are jacked up on big tires are because the owner has penis envy. A lot of us prefer to drive them because it's a LOT easier to replace a trailer hitch than the whole rear end of your vehicle. I've got a sedan and a BIG Ford truck and it's night and day the way people drive around you in either. I literally get people a foot off my bumper in the sedan or when you signal to change lanes they speed up to keep you from doing so. Drive a big truck and you reduce those behaviors by 90% at least. Sure they'll honk and flip you the bird but they will let ya over.
I'd rather drive the small penis truck because it keeps people off my tailgate.
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Penis hole Pete walls down the street and spot a kid. He unzipped his jeans, pulled down his under wear and whips it out. Then the kid gets sucked in and never comes.
Me: I’m taking a walk lalalal
Penis hole Pete: Hehehehehehehe
Me: AHHHHHHHHH
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When a man has sex with a woman who has had a lot of penis says you were awesome after sex.
Woman: That sex was awesome!
Man: Yes, I’m finally an Awesome Penis Brother!
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The title a feminist gives a straight white male
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Feminist: shut up you privileged Penis craker!
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The fascination with, and jealousy of, a males impressive quantity of pubic hair. Often seen in men who do too much manscaping, and wish they could go native again.
I know he isn't gay...he must be staring because of penis hair envy...
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