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my eyes are bleeding

when you see something that is so horrible, like gacha heat.

person1: Hey person2 look at this video!

person2: what the fuck is this

person1: my hot Roblox girlfriend!

person2: my eyes are bleeding

by May 5, 2022


Eye Reader

It is a person that reads eyes

That person is a eye reader

by ncasndksadksadjksacsandcksandk April 4, 2019


butt hole eyes

butt hole eyes are eyes that look counter sunk and have large brown rings around them,Butt hole eyes are common with people that worship Satan who unsuccessfully try to demonize the spirit and power of love which leaves them exhausted
drained and they begin to take on a haggard zombie fried look which also finds it's expression with a pair of eyes that look like butt-holes

they say that the eyes are the windows to the soul and when i looked into his butt hole eyes i knew he worshipped Satan

by black cat cult July 9, 2022


Pirate-eye

When an unexpected throbbing symptom is exhibited in the left frontal lobe, above the eye socket. Resulting in brain neuron missfiring. Also known as 'Freezerain'.

Me: Holy fuck I just got Pirate-eye!
Friend: You mean Freezerain?
OR
Me: "how do you spell ' friend'again (as they are attempting spell check"
Friend: "wtf? You got pirate-eye?"

by Asahi#4 April 10, 2022


Pirate eye

When someone farts in your eye and gives you pink eye. You have to wear an eye patch.

People are like: “Oh, shit, that girl got pirate eye! Back da fuhhk up!”, y’know what I’m sayin? y’know what I’m sayin?
KathleenLights JessiSmiles

by Phantom of the Megaplex February 24, 2018


Pirate eye

When you're diagnosed with a rare eye disease that has the potential to change your entire life. You tell your friends about the severity of the situation only for them to make it a mockery. The only cure is an umbilical cord.

Gina sleeps with an eye patch. She must have that pirate eye.

Ahoy mateys, pirate eye Gina needs to clean the poop deck.

Shiver me timbers pirate eye Gina!

Why is your eye peeling off? Do you have pirate eye??

by Ydnim June 8, 2020


Pirate Eye

When you cum in a girls eye with such velocity that she is forced to wear an eye patch for a period of time.

Why’s Katie walking around with an eyepatch?

Oh, Eric Pirate Eye’d her last week.

by Ohfucktheytookmyname February 15, 2021