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A rule for throwing a party which states that for every two 2 girls you invite 1 will show and for every 1 guy you invite 2 will show.
Tony invited an equal amount of girls and guys to the party but because of the 2 for 1 rule the girls were outnumbered by 4 to 1.
Getting a girl pregnant, wait for about 7 months, and when you eat her, you get a small, unborn child as well.
Last month I got a 2 for 1 cannibalism deal with this girl, tasted so good.
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The chances of being picked up by a spaceship if you get ejected into space within the 30 seconds you can survive according to The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
2^2079460347:1, where 2079460347 is also the telephone number of the Islington flat where Aurther met a very nice young woman, whom he totally blew it with.
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A threesome involving two normal adults and a midget.
Me, Cindy, and Clara had a 2 and 1/2some.
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*Recieving Plus +1 Free "TWOFORONE"
*Dual Personality Inhabiting Catalyst (think 'bout it...)
*The 6.5ft Behemoth of J.W.E. (jokers wild entertainment)
*Slaughterer of Horror-Core/HipHop, 241 has been butchering the ears and pupils of listeners around the midwest since Germs were Contageous.
*Like a Zombie Devouring the wasted brains of the rap game, IIIVI plagues the streets with a Sinister, Captivating, Morbid, afflicting sense of style that led him to become co-CEO of J.W.E.
"2-4-1 killed that performance & then reanimated it!"
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When people realize that the restaurant/bistro they enter doesn't have the buy one meal and get another meal for free deal on. So they proceed to make up an excuse and leave the premises.
The chef, the mailman and the venue manager all had a laugh when four people walked in and couldn't get free meals so they did a 2 for 1 walkout.
When you got the girl or guy you wanted but you also got their sibling or friend as well.
Floyd: So I've got Michelle, but I've also got her sister Natalia as well.
Tony: That's an awesome 2 for 1 deal, bro.
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