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The act of placing your rear end on a door handle or knob, and simply waiting for someone to enter
''Tom just got dared to do a dirty napoleon..now he's unconscious!''
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The art of french kissing the ass after dried shit has been left over for an extendend period of time.
I ain't going down there...I ain't giving no Dusty Napoleon to that nasty bitch.
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When one's own self inadequacies lead one to be more ambitious and successful. Similar to the Napoleon Complex, which states that one of short stature may be more aggressive and domineering. It is named after Napoleon because he was of short stature, but was massively ambitious and successful, which many shorter men have to do in order to make up for their short stature.
Brett suffered from the Napoleon Complex and was bitter. His friend, Dave, had a Napoleon Incentive and decided to become more confident and funny to compensate for his height.
A French emperor, the first person to crown himself emperor in Europe since Charlemagne. Conquered almost all of Europe, was sent into exile, but came back to France and reclaimed his crown. Sent into exile again, this time for good.
Napoleon Bonaparte was freaking badass!
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One of the few great people to have their own Pokemon named after him (Empoleon). Other people on this list: Jackie Chan (Hitmonchan), and Bruce Lee (Hitmonlee). It takes a LOT to get a pokemon named after you, such as being a legend (Infernape: Son Goku) or deity (Torterra: legendary Iroquois world turtle),a gay decoration (Chimecho: wind chimes) or even a scientific phenomenon (Rayquaza). Sometimes, finding a name for a Pokemon is just as easy as watching Animal Planet, the Discovery Channel, drinking too much cough syrup, or some combination of all three.
Dude, Empoleon is "Emperte" in Japanese...Nintendo's really down with naming their intellectual properties after real people like Napoleon Bonaparte. What do you wanna bet there's gonna be one named after Charlemagne, or the Pope?
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When a big girl goes after a guy who is noticeably smaller in stature
Dude you see that chick wes left with
Yeah she was totally Napoleon hunting tonight
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Napoleon Dynamitus is what happens when a TV show and/or movie is so funny that people quote it until said TV show and/or movie is not funny anymore.
Napoleon Dynamite was good until it caught Napoleon Dynamitus.
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