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The inability to recall a vast majority of the previous night due to the large amount of alcohol consumed.
"Dude what happened last night? I have a case of the Irish Alzheimer's."
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Even if you don't have alzheimer's, you have it because you're white and white people always forget something.
'Did u take ur briquet?'
- OH FUCK i forgot it at home
'WHAT DID I TELL YOU A COUPLE MINUTES AGO FFS, fucking white people alzheimer's'
A insult that is said to people who dont know how they got or did it or just didn't remember.
Jamesthegreat5:How did i get to level 35 i just played.
Gheod2:Welcome back Mr. Alzheimer's
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Irish Alzheimer's is when you forget everything except your grudges.
O'Meara can't remember what day it is but Irish Alzheimers helps him remember he wants to kick O'Hara in the arse.
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An ailment which causes people to accidentally write the wrong year on papers, applications, forms, etc. It is a very common disease that occurs directly after the new year, and can last for several months.
This disease is rarely a problem, since writing the year on most things is pointless anyways. However, serious side effects can occur when tax returns, college applications, etc. are affected.
Teacher: "You've written 2011 on every assignment you've handed in this month. You do know it's 2012, right?"
Student: "Yeah, I just have New Year Alzheimer's."
Wehn Inspector Gadget reaches his twilight years.
Go Go Gadget Alzheimers
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Alzheimers Disease is the most common type of dementia. Alzheimer's is a progressive disease beginning with mild memory loss and possibly leading to loss of the ability to carry on a conversa-
Alzheimer's is a common type of dementia. Alzheimer's is a progressive disease beginning wi-
Alzheimer's is a common type of dementia.
Alzheimer's is a common type of dementia.
Alzheimer's is a common type of dementia.
Alzheimer's is... Nvm I forgot.
Person 1: Sorry, I might forget, I have Alzheimer's Disease.
Person 2: Oh, really? You have Alzheimer's?
Person 1: What? I never said I have Alzheimer's.