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1. The round fruit of a tree of the rose family, which typically has thin red or green skin and crisp flesh. Many varieties have been developed as dessert or cooking fruit or for making cider or can help you get a wiggly tooth out
2. A company that makes electronics
I ate an apple and my tooth fell out.
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1.) A delicious fruit that may or may not be used to harass any and all doctors in the vicinity.
2.) A corporation of con-artists and lazy dumbasses who charge people more than a brand new car for a poorly built box of glued on parts and below-average specs that cost an arm and a leg for repairs that you can easily do yourself...except said company wants full control of the machine and lies to their customers to keep them in the dark about their bullshit practices.
1.) An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
2.) This is coming from a longtime iPhone user: FUCK APPLE.
Company that sells you electronic products for crazily expensive prices.
" Jim, did you see the new Apple Mac Pro Stand? Its $1000!"
"You mean the Mac Pro is $1000?"
"No, just the aluminium stand."
"Stonks"
Computer, mp3, laptop, and phone-making company.
They're famous for their iPods, but has a dick CEO and a plethora other problems with how they handle public relations, known to be intensely jealous of PCs
Apple products are hella expensive and overrated, obsessed with itself, wants to take over the government and world.....even though they're just a design company with no real innovations in how we use technology.
Not wanting to compare Apple to their competition, but Apple can't do damage control when their customer gets pissed at them. They think they're popular.
Apple the company is made in the U.S., and is a worldwide distributer. Their fans are snooty, reflective of the company and stems from its insecurity at being less popular than their competition.
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A company that died with Steve Jobs. The company turned to shit when Tim Cook, a faggot, started ruling over the company. Now they make phones without headphone jacks, and laptops without regular USB Type-A ports
Advertisement: Look at the amazing new iPhone 7 and the new Macbook Pro
Guy1: I don't want that new piece of shit iPhone 7, without its headphone jack.
Guy2: And I don't want that piece of shit Macbook, without regular USB ports.
Guy3: I agree with both of you, BOYCOTT APPLE!
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What the fuck are you stupid. It’s a goddamn apple.
Guy stupid:”yo what’s an apple”
Guy 2:”are you an idiot jerry?”
Jerry(guy stupid):”yes.”
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