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When an obese or overweight female is wearing a string bikini and her straps disappear in between her fat rolls giving an optical illusion that the bikini is not tied on.
Look over there and check out that "Bikini Houdini." That fat ass woman is wearing a bikini, but I can't see any of the straps because her backfat and fupa are covering the strings.
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nice big sexually appealing form of female breasts that are in bikinis.
Hello listen, get your ass to the beach you have no idea of the bikini buns pairing around.
A coral reef inside the Marshall island where us detonates a fuckton of nuclear weapons and gave sailors a fuckton of radiation so don't go there alright?
Johnson: so I heard James came back from bikini atoll how was it
Joseph: the good news is he said the view was so beautiful
Johnson: and the bad news?
Joseph: He got radiation poisoning
Johnson: fuck
How American women refer to their vulvas, defining them on the basis of what needs to be plucked in order to look good on the beach.
Trisha wanted to look good in a bikini, so she made sure to wax her bikini line.
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A bikini worn on some beaches and where a woman wants to show what a prime pussy she's got.
Look at Kathy in that crotchless bikini.
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A flag bikini (AKA; the "flagkini") is a bikini, upon which is printed the flag of a nation. They only look good on moderately, to extremely, attractive women. There are two extremes to the flag bikini; standard coverage, and the truest of Aussie classics, the microkini. The amount of coverage provided by an Australian, or American, flag bikini is inversely proportional to the internal volume the ladies cranium. I.E. Micro flag bikini = galaxy brain!
Me: "So, I've just written a definition of flag bikini. Someone unfortunate enough can go their entire life without love, it would be an entirely alien concept to them."
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