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The magical being that is alan. She is a Tibetan singer who sings in both Japanese and Mandarin Chinese. Her "Tibetan wailing" is able to cleanse your soul and mind.
Bow before Her Celestial Holiness!
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The Star Wars Galaxies Player Assosiation that 0wnz j00 PA
www.thecelestialorder.cjb.com
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A movie set in 2050
A time-traveling Judge "Lord Bud" said to have used his influence in the NACLU New American civil liberties union Frees Tom petty from earthly fame and changes his name to Pom Teddy And enslaves him for a supposedly 22-day-stay in county vacation Picking Blackberries on a Blackberry Plantation to earn a Queensbury Parden for the Federal crime of Trespass. But was then found guilty of Singing about a federally regulated substance in the song Mary Jane's last dance, In an obviously Rigged Trial, and given a hard-two-Dozen Picking Blackberries in the hot sun (LAKE OF FIRE) put in involuntary servitude ghostwriting songs for a super narcissistic loudmouthed troll son of the plantation owner himself RAM Bob. Pom Teddy is smooth and steady and carries the show from a position of the lowest ranking of the roadies. Bob needs to lose the Horns on his head to become a polled RAM and be called Bob Christ. Free of RAM who is the evil argumentative head butting persona that shows up when the title Christ is dropped off the name. When He is RAM BOB the father also becomes a malevolent mean-spirited Black foot Redneck Leprechaun. When he is Bob Christ the father is The Honorable Respectful Lord Bud. Secretly all are working to lure RAM BOB into a thorny crown of Blackberry vines so Isaac and Bud can cut the horns off.
Blessings, respect, and love to all without Prejudice from Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation
The example is set in 2028 Six years from now.
Bill Burr: Hey Jeff "have you seen the movie Celestial Navigator 2050?"
Jeff Foxworthy: No I cannot say redneck for 5 years until that movie comes out in 2033 because Holy Okie "Lord Bud" is also the Orwellian totalitarian Tyrant Blackfoot Redneck Leprechaun and you know he doesn't have any clothes on.
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When you die after being in the hospital.
Mr Jones was transferred today to the celestial care unit.
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Elvis Presly is taking the celestial dirt nap. Get over it.
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The Great Celestial war was from a game, Obey Me, and was well a long story.
An angel named Lillith went down to the human world a lot and soon dud fall in love with a man. Then after a very long time the man got sick and was about to die, then she took some food from the Celestial Relm and gave it to the man, to expand his lifespan.
She soon got in trouble for it and was going to be sent to death but Lucifer and his brothers saved her and thats how it started.
That was stupid but hope it helps.
Lillith almost died during the Great Celestial War.
this is when two people have rough sex under the stars for countless hours and end up forgetting the time and they fuck till its morning.
After the party last night, me and sarah had a celestial fuck fiasco till 7 am.
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