Churched

When someone disses you to prove they are morally better person than you, and occassionally left in awe

Anton: "What makes you think you so hot fool?"
Leroy: "Oh don't give me that shit, you don't see me gangbanging or doing drugs, I volunteer at the shelter on my days off and give my homeless homies my old clothes and things. What do you do all week? Smoke weed, bang hookers, sleep on a couch all fucking day, evaluate your priorities fool!.
Anton: "..."
Gerald: "Anton, you just got churched!"

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church

Somewhere you are forced to go on sunday mornings. If you manage to stay concious throughout the whole thing, kudos to you. It can sometimes last for hours on end.

See also torture and suicide

1) Boy 1: Hey, you wanna come over and play Xbox on sunday morning?
Boy 2: Can't.
Boy 1: How come?
Boy 2: My mom is making me go to church.
Boy 1: Man, that blows.
Boy 2: Tell me about it. I might have to shoot myself after baldy's sermon.
Boy 1: Good luck, man.

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church

An increasingly prevalent and defining aspect of the church in America(Churchus Americanus), is its symbiotic relationship with the gas station or convenience store. Scientists have been unable to ascertain exactly how they benefit each other, but the Church and the Gas Station/Convenience Store are frequently found near each other. This relationship has vexed scientists for the last 50 years, when it was first observed. They are not mutually dependent, but they seem to prosper more when together, and Churches independent of Gas Stations and 7/11 are becoming endangered. 7/11 tends to bond more exclusively with liberal denomination churches. AM/PM is far more versatile but works well with the more traditional and conservative churches.

Ex. 1

"By god's will, in this mighty Church, there will be pound cake to dip in orange soda at communion."

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CHURCH

A slang word that stands for "A man's gotta feed his family sometimes".

"Nah, I can't buy a G. Ya'know; CHURCH."

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CHURCH

That thing with the stuff where they tell all those lies

(1)on church they told me that Jesus can walk on water, and I told them that Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus

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church

A building that serves no purpose. Christ wasn't in church all the time.

God, here goes my money to the church.

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Church

A word used to describe smoking weed usually in the presence of an adult.

Bob: Did you go to church yesterday?
Sally: Yeah, at Fred's house.

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