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Usually found in the waters of Bondi Beach, Sydney, Australia, the Bondi Cigar is excrement, usually human, that inhabits the waters seeking out victim swimmers to bump into. The excrement usually resembles a brown cigar, hence the name, although a wide variety of shapes and sizes have been known to exist. Swimming into one of these cigars is usually an unpleasant experience and can leave the victim in a state of shock. Bondi Cigars are usually serial offenders who prowl the Sydney waterways looking for unsuspecting interstate/international tourists which to assault.
That said, there is a large market for the extreme-sport of "Hunting the cigar" where thrillseekers track the cigars and break them up (usually by squashing them with their hands).
Squire Dinkling Chodeworth, an unsuspecting British tourist, was assaulted by a gang of 15 Bondi Cigars whilst swimming in Sydney Harbour. Dinkling died due to drowning, as a result of the shock of this incident.
Marl came to Australia with the purpose of hunting the Cigar. He wished to take one home and put it up as a trophy on the wall.
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A dog turd. In the yard or on the street.
Wow check out that yard cigar! Someone had something to celebrate, they sucked the colour out of it and it's white to the roach!
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Another term for yard candy, which is a piece of excrement left in one's yard, usually by a dog or some other animal.
Holy freakin crap, look at all those lawn cigars that dog left back here.
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The magical, pink wrapped foodobject, that when I put it into my mouth, makes Simon come into my head.
A blowjob given by a bearded hipster in a London back alley.
Old Jimmy has popped off for a Camden Cigar, he loves the feel of an ironic beard on his privates
A bowel movement that starts solid then suddenly explodes towards the end in a loud rapport of less solid or liquid feces.
I was mortified when my silent shit became a trick cigar while my date was outside the door of the bathroom.
A person who smells like smoke because of someone else's smoking habits. This condition is so bad that you can smell it from halfway across a school! The "walking cigar" is usually a fat person, which is why he is called the walking cigar and not the walking cigarette. He usually has no friends but still thinks he is cool. You will probably inhale some third degree smoke, so you'd better stay away from the walking cigar.
Guy 1: Eww can you smell that?!
Guy 2: Man, I think it's Jordan again, he's a walking cigar!