An imaginary overweight man in red who supposedly 'Climbs down peoples chimneys and places presents at the bottom of childrens trees early Christmas', made by a small child who didn't want to give his parents credit for buying his new AK-47. An easy way of proving Santa Clause does NOT exist, is by seeing if you can fit down the chimney. If you can't, Santa Clause can't.
Small Child: Fuck you mommy. You didn't pay for my brand new flamethrower. Santa Clause did you rotten bitch. Stop trying to take credit for what Santa Clause did you filthy whore!
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Every social and some work related tasks have an implied 'fuck it' clause where if it becomes too much of a ball ache you can just say 'fuck it' and leave it in whatever state it is in
I was painting the shed, when I got to the back I invoked the 'fuck it' clause
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A Tarda Clause is a person who gives you a fucked up gift that you never wanted in the first place and have no idea what to do with other than stare at it and wonder what the fuck was wrong with the person who gave it to you.
When a bank sends you a free gift of a football tee with a note that says "a good team starts with a good kick off." The bank is a Tarda Clause.
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A term used to describe the depressed feeling after a serotonin drop following a Molly (MDMA) high.
Man, Iโm Santa Clausing so hard after rolling last night.
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The clause wherein one can arrive late enough as to not need to bullshit an excuse to leave.
I pulled the Cinderella Clause to get out of hanging with that breezy.
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A sexual act in which a guy sits on a girls lap in a chair and proceeds to pound off until he cums on her face. The result is a beard made of semen that resembles that of Santa. To finish the act the guy must proceed to tell "Santa" what he wants for Christmas.
Who says Santa Clause only Cums once a year?
Person 1:"My boyfriend surprised me with The Santa Clause last night"
Person 2: "Yea I can see that you still have cum on your upper lip"
Person 1: "At least I know what he wants for Christmas now!"
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A clause stated when you are picking football games for money or fun that allows you to change Florida as a winner or loser based on whether Tim Tebow will be playing or not.
Hey who are you picking this weekend? I'm going to go with Florida I think. Wait, did we establish the Tebow Clause this week?
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