The act of giving a person with a penis a blow job until completion. Once they finish, you take one of those tiny drink umbrellas and stick it down the pee-hole as an embellishment.
Lisa was feeling extra spicy and wanted to deliver her partner a special bedroom dessert, a penis colada!
When you pour a pina colada into a putaโs asshole and drink it.
Jose took a shot of puta colada out of Brendaโs sphincter.
"oMg gUyS iT tAsTeS lIkE pInA cOlAdA" -@tiktok
this pina colada quote is from tiktok, you either get it or you don't
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A drink you make for your girlfriend so that she can drink it while you bury your face between her legs.
Would you like a "Pina Colada" tonight?
Or
"Last night, Heath made me a Pina Colada."
"Really?"
"Yes, and he went down on me while I drank it..."
"Wow!"
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a regular pena colada, with a little extra jazz...
jizztini, drunk sperm, use you imagination, penis colada
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When you get a rubber band and wrap it around a camel toe tight, put a straw in the middle and rub clit while you slurp.
pussy drink camel toe rubber coochie Coochie Colada
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The semen and juices left on the dick, ass, and wherever from a polynesian piledriver
Nick: Man I fucked the hell out of that sluth earlier
Brian: Did you give her the polnesian piledriver?
Nick: Yeah she had pina colada running down her legs when I kicked her out!
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