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Penis colada

The act of giving a person with a penis a blow job until completion. Once they finish, you take one of those tiny drink umbrellas and stick it down the pee-hole as an embellishment.

Lisa was feeling extra spicy and wanted to deliver her partner a special bedroom dessert, a penis colada!

by megaloptera December 7, 2022


puta colada

When you pour a pina colada into a putaโ€™s asshole and drink it.

Jose took a shot of puta colada out of Brendaโ€™s sphincter.

by Magic Matthew March 8, 2018


pina colada

"oMg gUyS iT tAsTeS lIkE pInA cOlAdA" -@tiktok

this pina colada quote is from tiktok, you either get it or you don't

by tiktokqween February 28, 2019

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Pina Colada

A drink you make for your girlfriend so that she can drink it while you bury your face between her legs.

Would you like a "Pina Colada" tonight?

Or

"Last night, Heath made me a Pina Colada."
"Really?"
"Yes, and he went down on me while I drank it..."
"Wow!"

by Sheepus Minimus March 13, 2010

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penis colada

a regular pena colada, with a little extra jazz...

jizztini, drunk sperm, use you imagination, penis colada

by yornocgunnawrybatit January 14, 2010

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Coochie Colada

When you get a rubber band and wrap it around a camel toe tight, put a straw in the middle and rub clit while you slurp.

pussy drink camel toe rubber coochie Coochie Colada

by Mr. Black Jack December 11, 2010

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pina colada

The semen and juices left on the dick, ass, and wherever from a polynesian piledriver

Nick: Man I fucked the hell out of that sluth earlier

Brian: Did you give her the polnesian piledriver?

Nick: Yeah she had pina colada running down her legs when I kicked her out!

by Double Bs May 6, 2008

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