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Crack Converters is the street name by which the establishment called "Cash Converters" is known. This is due to the fact that when a crack head has wogged electrical goods from your house he/she takes them to Crack Converters. Its an establishment doing crackheads and people on the dole a good turn.
Come on now we've both got our giro cheques from the dole office we can go down Crack Converters and score them Technics decks we saw Scaggy Pete with the other day.
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Thank god my boy friend has a convertible top, it give me the opportunity to dock him.
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A woman who turns her boyfriends gay.
Jessica was dating Paul; however they broke up because Paul decided that he liked dudes better than chicks. Jessica is a converter box.
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The device used in a vehicle equipped with an automatic transmission. Used to change gears, taking the place of a clutch, in a manual transmission. Has many downfalls, but commonly used in the United States because, sadly, no one can drive stick anymore. For example, the hydraulic fluid can be starved on hills, leading to transmission failure. While pulling large loads, the converter may overheat, which is why it is not used for large trucks. Robs the engine of power, as power is lost in the conversion process. Fuel efficiency is also lost, same reason as above. Excessive repair costs, as the fluid in the converter is required to be replaced every so often.
Torque converters make baby seals cry.
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When a male or female of a religious affiliation has such a desirable figure, one would be willing to convert to their religion in order to come in contact with them.
Person 1: "Did I just see you chatting up Emily, bro? You know she's Mormon, right?"
Person 2: "I know, I know. But, she's got them converting hips, my man! I can't resist!
Person 1: "Damn, you make a fair point."
Converts any car into a Cadillac like transformers. Transformers, Cadillacs in disguise
I need to upgrade my car, hand me that Cadillac converter over there in the spare parts
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A sub species of Fobbit that has either actively pursued or passively accepted her or his jobless lot on the FOB (Forward Operating Base). Under-employed and overly bored this particularly sorry creature has accepted and come to embrace the one job they have left, converting food into excrement. These ample wastes of space wander about the FOB aimlessly during their evenings and weekends off, dressed only in PTs (Physical Training Uniforms) and driven solely by their quest to collect a pay check without giving anything in return. This sad sack of a soldier zealously protects all time they have off by closing early and strongly discouraging any productive soldiers that enter their work areas seeking help 20-30 minutes prior to 1500. They are so consumed with their "Office Space" dreams of doing nothing, that they will purposefully screw other soldiers for the preservation of any and all time off. Once these creatures do get their time off, they dwell in their CHUs (Containerized Housing Units) or scour the FOB, as if driven by guilt, seeking places to consume food they must purchase with their ill gotten gains, rather than converting the abundant free food provided for them. These welfare soldiers bring nothing to the fight, horde all resources and HMMWV (Highly Mobile Multi Wheeled Vehicle) armor upgrades and openly mock their brothers and sisters in uniform who serve outside the wire. They come in all ranks and sexes and typically have no concept of what smaller FOBs are like, or that there is actually a war going on outside of the concrete walls that shield them. Most of these creatures are the victims of the rampant mismanagement of piss poor officers while the rest are consumed wholly in self. For the latter there can be no redemption.
The food converters over at the JAG office on LSA Anaconda won’t help me today because it’s Saturday and they have weekends off.
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