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COVIDity

The ability to express emotion without use of the lower half of the face for emotional expressions behind a mask.

I learned to smile without the use of my mouth. My eyes' COVIDity is through the roof.

by ER_R August 20, 2020

6πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Covids

Covids, also commonly said as "The Covids," is plural for people that are perceived as possibly having Covid-19 or similar virus. People sneezing, coughing, have elevated temperature, or are showing signs of any generic sickness whatsoever, can be seen as being One of the Covids. Anyone talking about being sick could be one of the Covids, and any symptom could also be a sign of having Covid, such as having diarrhea, indigestion, unfavorable opinions about the government, coughing, being generally unpleasant, or vomiting could also classify You as a Covid. Internet trolling could also be a symptom of Covid-19, and really could be anything. So, just shout "He's one of the Covids!" or "Covids! Run!" whenever someone is anything less than perfect health so you can survive the Covid-19 pandemic.

Man: "Honey, Look! That guy 20 feet in front of us is sneezing and coughing! And he doesn't have a mask!"
Woman: "He's one of the Covids! We got to get out of here!"
Man pushes Woman down to escape and she gets coughed on, gets Covid-19, and dies 4 days later.

Man 1: *Sneezes in an elevator*
Man 2: "He's a Covid! Run for your lives!"
Man 2 and Man 3 beat Man 1 to death and run out of the building. No charges are placed on Man 2 or Man 3 because the coughing man was found to have Covid-19 in a public facility.

Reporter 1: "Is it a Virus?"
Interviewed: "We don't know."
Reporter 2: "How does it spread; is it airborne?"
Interviewed: "Well, that is a possibility. We don't know."
Reporter 1: "Is this an international health hazard, or a military concern?"
Interviewed: "Both."
Reporter 2: "Are these Covids alive or dead?"
Interviewed: "We don't know."

Reporter 1 coughs and sweats lightly, and is summarily beaten and killed. Later, being found to have Covid-19 after testing positive was classified as a toxic health hazard and was cremated with all belongings.

by MCPKG May 25, 2020

9πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


COVID NO COVID

A phrase coined by Paul used to state that an event or action will or has occurred regardless and inspite of the coronavirus pandemic and it’s effects esp. related to restrictions and public health concerns.

My birthday will happen COVID NO COVID.
We are going to London COVID NO COVID.

For the sake of our livelihoods this lockdown has to end, Covid no covid.

People were out late without face masks, COVID NO COVID.

I finished my degreeCovid no covid.

Let’s get some food and have some fun, COVID NO COVID.
I’m going to meet the love of my life tonight, COVID no COVID.

by Mahooana December 3, 2021

3πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


The CoVid

When you Quarantine inside her for 3 months after a global Pandemic strikes Earth

Guy 1: Broooo... I thought I'd last 3 minutes but I did the CoVid
Guy 2: Fucken Oath Brahhhhhh

by DingoAteMyKids June 23, 2020


Covidness

A scale of how bad things are to do with covid-19

It depends on the covidness

by Cgarlie August 18, 2020


Covidity

Having a COVID-19 infection, or referring to the symptoms/affects of a COVID-19 infection.

"The covidity in the United States right now is staggering"

"My wife's covidity is getting worse"

by MedicineCabinet April 6, 2022


Covid

Code name for: 1.Wearing a mask and gloves.

I was in the bank today and 4 woman held the place up.

"Damn"
"Did you notice any of their faces!
No they were all "COVID"

by Buck'Tooth'Booty April 14, 2020

55πŸ‘ 110πŸ‘Ž