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After anal, shove an apple up her/his asshole, then proceed to use your rod for deeper insertion. Have her/him deficate the apple on to a serving platter. Slice apple and serve with plenty of the remaining feces.
Boyfriend: Do you know what today is honey?
Girlfriend: Yea, Tuesday!
Boyfriend: Tuesday! You know what that means?
Girlfriend: I sure do sweetheart!
Both together: It's Washington Crapple Night!
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Cranberry-apple juice. Related to grapple juice and crazberry juice.
Ok guys, who drank all the crapple juice?
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Use of apple cinnamon aerosol after defecating produces a smell that is a combination of the two.
"Did you use the whole can? You smell like crapple shittamon."
VERB: To crapple. A word used to describe a really pony film script.
As in 'snap, crapple, pop'. Man, I read a review of that David Mamet film that said the 'dialogue really crackled'. 'Crappled', more like. All he does is make every character answer a question with another question.
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Slushy shit comes out all melted and brown
Dom Spreads crapple sauce all over his mouth and sucks on his bed pillow
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1. it is everything in life that is not performed correctly. everything from bad hand writing to shitty craftmanship.
it is the abortion you wish you had.
2. it is to suck at life
"man you are crapple sauce if i sucked as bad as you at life id kill myself"
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destroyed competition by "re-innovating" slumbering and badly implemented technology.
MP3 players crappled, tablets crappled
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