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when 1 person (typically male) runs full force into another person who is sitting down, thus hitting the person in the face with their crotch
i still cant believe i got crotched by a girl!
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A slang word for telling a friend you had/have an erection without drawing the attention of the surrounding public
"Hey bro, what you been up to?"
"Just crotching out in maths, this girl was peng!"
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Synonym for 'cool', except less socially acceptable. Origins unknown.
I am undoubtedly the crotchest person around.
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verb
stiitng in a lazy slouched position being inactive
BN was crotching-it on the couch
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Dancing (grinding) front to front. Usually occurring at a rave between a girl and a guy.
Chloe: Did you see me and (insert guy's name here) at the rave? WE HAD CROTCH TO CROTCH RATIO!!!
Everyone: Whoa!!! :D
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This is where a polevault noob jumps at the bar and gets one leg on each side. Thereby crushing his/her testes/lack-of-testes.
Pole vault veteran: "Dude the bar owned that kid"
Pole vault veteran 2: "Yeah man, he got crotched bad"
Pole vault veteran: "DAAAAAAMN!"
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When you hate fuck your cheating girlfriend by pouring Sriracha sauce on the condom once placed on and giving her a burning bushfire.
Betty's beaver was burning after Russell found out she was cheating. Payback is a bitch when you get the SRIRACHA CROTCH!!!
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