When you're just really flaky.
Damn, he always cancels on us. He's got some serious social dandruff.
Similar to regular dandruff, tiny bits of Tostitos on your shirt, belly, or whatever you are eating Tostitos over. This ugly stuff is a major design flaw in the Tostitos branded chip and a few other chip brands.
Can also be spelt as Tostito's Dandruff, Tostitos' Dandruff, Tostitos's Dandruff, or Tostitos Dandruff
Person 1: Can I have some Tostitos?
Person 2: No, you always get Tostito Dandruff all over my house.
Person 1: K den
Slang for The Crabs
Funny and non sexually explicit way to say Crabs.
Look at that dude digging his crotch! bet he's got mechanical dandruff!
This is what a lady bears the morning after you've given her a pearl necklace
Bloke: I had a fantastic time last night
Girl: Yeah - but I've got terrible mammary dandruff
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The nasty dust, skin, hair, and sometimes unidentifiable debris that are found in the crevices of a heavily used chair or couch.
Oh! Dude, it was so nasty! My pen fell in between the cushions on the couch in the lounge today and I couldn't get past all the ass dandruff to get it out.
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Suspicious looking flakes of skin left on the toilet seat after a good clearout.
who's left half a pound of ass dandruff on the seat in trap 2 again!
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The flakey, ashy like substance produced by a dried out, dirty ball sack.
Similiar to hair dandruff.
Chaz left a trail of chode dandruff on the carpet when he left the room.
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