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An "award" given to people who contribute the most to the evolution of humanity by removing their genes from the gene pool. Sometimes given to people who simply sterilize themselves, but most of the recipiants have ended up dead because of their actions.
Basically, the concept is that people kill/injure themselves to the point where reproduction is no longer possible whilst doing something surrealistically stupid. By insuring that their stupid genes to not spread, they ultimately help humanity and thus recieve an award.
While the concept is funny enough, the actual awards are usually very mean spirited.
Inflamable means flamable? What a country!
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darwin nunez is the greatest footballer of all time. hes such a sweetheart and also a fighter. darwizzy has my heart and he was MADE FOR LIVERPOOL. he bleeds red, and we the kop bleed for him! he will do amazing things as he already has. people who hate him are just jealous but we dont even care. the people that hate on him have only made him more loveable. if you dont appreciate him from the bottom of your heart, then from the bottom of my heart, i feel bad for you.
darwin nunez is the greatest footballer of all time. im so glad my time on earth coincides with his
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The Darwin Award is a fictional award which is given out to people who commit acts of utter stupidity that often involve their own injury or even death. The name is derived from Charles Darwin's Theory of Evolution (survival of the fittest), since the winners of the Darwin award aren't expected to survive long enough or remain capable of propagating their own hereditary stupidity. Some people attempt to win the Darwin award, however this is risky since if you don't get first place, you're just a dumbass with nothing to show for it but a hefty hospital bill and possibly funeral costs.
Dumbass: Dude, Steve just got sent to the hospital with third-degree burns after we tried to play Hot potato with a molotov cocktail, and I was wondering if you could-
Smartass: What, nominate you two for the Darwin award?
Dumbass: No, I was wondering if you wanted to play while he's in the hospital.
Smartass: (sigh)...
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Darwin Clause is a mythical creature who delivers compressed carbon to all the little atheist boys and girls on sciencemas
Niel: Darwin Claus evolved down the chimney last night. He drank all the primordial soup and ate all the naturally selected cookies!
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The famous canoeist from Hartlepool who faked his death for insurance purposes, whos name is now used in humourous phrases.
He is the reason why the area of Hartelpool, Seaton Carew is now known as "Seaton Canoe".
Trev's been missing for 2 weeks now, I think he's done a John Darwin.
Im sick of this s£$#t hole, I feel like doing a John Darwin.
A metal fish decal that parodies the christian jesus fish that lots of people put on the back of their cars. It says 'DARWIN' inside the body of the fish and has feet, symbolizing the evolution of the species. Sometimes these fish have other things inside them, like the word 'Evolve'.
Because I believe in evolution and not creationism, I display a darwin fish on the back of my car.
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an award given to somebody who dies or steralizes themselves in a manner that is so stupid and reckless, they actually improve humanity's gene poll by removing themselves from it.
He tried base jumping with an umbrella? He should get a darwin award.
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