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A term of endearment used to describe the best president in history. This term has been reclaimed by proud conservatives after anti American idiots started using the term because they sympathise with foreign dictators and have gone bat shit crazy since Trump got elected, and conservatives are finding their meltdowns hilarious. They have blamed hurricanes on him, and would now rather see America blown up by a rocket man rather than ever admit their president is right.
That dotard is my president, and I love him.
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One who is cuckolded by a partner and and doesn't realize it even though there is a preponderance of evidence.
He was a dotard because jess and jonny slept together and he never got all the jokes and hints.
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A playword on Donald Trump's name by combining the words "Donald" and "Retard", a mentally deranged person according to North Korean leader Kim Jong Un.
Kim Jong Un calls Donald Trump a dotard and a mentally deranged person, the name Dotard Trump fits him perfectly.
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The Dotard's Lair. A physical location The Dotard retreats to during periods of social unrest and upheaval. The Dotard-Bunker can be described as a fairly opulent basement littered with fast food wrappers, spent diet coke cans, printed versions of Twitter's Terms of Service and Mar-A-Lago scorecards with eraser marks.
This is the location from which The Dotard screams at the Governor's of the 50 States for not handling the protesters with enough force.
"I'm coming to you live from the Dotard-Bunker where The Dotard is Twitter-Ranting at protesters"
"Just got a glimpse of The Dotard-Bunker...man, what a Shithole"
"The Dotard-Bunker: Where Pussy-Grabbing is Job 1"
The nickname Donald Trump insists on being called when he is being fucked by porn stars, Ivanka, Tiffany, Kim Jong Un, and his bae Putin.
Ivanka: Oh daddy, grab my tits harder with those tiny hands - I think I'm cumming!
Donnie: Call me Daddy Dotard! My penis is small enough already without you killing the mood!
Kim Jong Un: Get over here dotard, I'm gonna fuck you in your fat ass again!
Donnie: Please call me Daddy Dotard rocket man, it makes me cum harder
Kim Jong Un: Trumptard piece of shit. No Red Hen for you!
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Dotard is a good recipe deriving from Kim John un. It was made for the more evolved Australian derived species of human: Hetroeshatrions, refers to as ESHAYS!!!
First Step: poor 3 litres of Digliwala juice into a jar.
Second Step: Get 16 kg of Jaman Ice-Cream.
Third Step: put it in a nova 35 days, to heat it to 10000000 °C, at the same time start tutting into it, the tutti should be pure.
Fourth Step: After getting it out of the nova, put Skinny Dotard’s meat inside and mix it with ham.
Fifth Step: Destroy another star to create a nova and place one of ur testicles. (Eshay Testicles Can never get destroyed).
Sixth Step: Mix Everything together and put it in a Sub-zero fridge for 69 years.
Seventh Step: Put it in a nova for 92 years
Eight Step: Bully Trish.
Ninth Step: Your Done.
Warning: It is only consumable and possible to be done by Eshays.
As the heat of 320000 °C and -234 °C in your mouth isn’t edible by primitive Homosapiens, so update ur life.
Ishan turned into a Black-hole while attempting to eat Dotard
1. A state or period of senile decay marked by decline of mental poise.
2. How Kim Jong Un called Trump.
3. A translation of a Korean word, "neukdari," which is a derogatory reference to an old person.
Rot in thy grave, thou dotard, I defie thee...