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"Digg Under the Influence" - when someone likes or posts something on Digg while high or intoxicated.
Dude, did you see that blog about that guy stacking donuts on his penis on Jim's Digg?
Yeah, musta been a DUI.
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A backseat DUI occurres when a sober person is driving an intoxicated person home, and the intoxicated individual is giving the driver shitty directions, and false instructions to turn, and then saying "No, No, not this street..."
This causes the driver to speed up, slow down, and begin to turn, then swerve back into the driving lane, leading others observing the vehicle from the outside to believe that the driver is DUI.
"I was driving Marcus home the other night from the local water hole and he kept telling me to turn and shit and I was all over the place and then I got pulled over, but it was cool, the cop realized Marcus was just backseat DUI."
Pronounced (dewey bars) These are the up-turned handlebars (as opposed to the drops) of a ten-speed bike favored by people who can no longer drive a car due to too many DUI's.
Dude, did you see Snag go by on that ten-speed with DUI bars? He finally must have got his license revoked. Eisenhower was president the last time I saw him sober.
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A True American stud and Vietnamese hero. A Professional in bed, especially with foreign taller women and niglets.
Man, I wish I could be more like Duy Lee, He`s getting all the bad bitches.
Any mode of transportation other than a personal automobile that a person is forced to utilize after losing their driving privileges/automobile as a result of one or many DUI/DWI convictions. Most commonly a bicycle but may also take the form of a skateboard, rollerblades, or someone waiting at a bus stop in a nice suit.
The 40 year old marketing executive claimed that he started biking to work for health reasons but the whole office knew it was a DUI bike.
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Drunk drivers who have lost their driver's license, and resort to driving on the side of the road on electric scooters, complete with foot pedals as means of transportation. As these electric scooters do not require insurance or a driver's license, this provides alcoholics a way to circumvent the loss of motor vehicle use privileges due to a DUI (driving under the influence). The scooters are slow, cumbersome and impede traffic.
"Hey look it's old Billy driving home from the liquor store on his DUI mobile"
"Aw crap, this old alky is holding up traffic with his DUI mobile"
"Careful, the guy up ahead on his DUI mobile is liquored up and swerving all over"
The strong legs one creates after the period of license suspension of a DUI/DUI/OWI.
Kenny rides his bike 30 miles a day to and from work. He's built up some DUI legs.