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Enlightened Ones

A fictional cult from the novel, "Enlightened Ones" by Lacey Reah. This cult is lead by John Cronus, a charismatic character who convinces his followers to give up all their worldly possessions and sign their lives over to him. They start a commune in an island away from U.S. law where they are forced to give up their individuality.

"Let that be the last killing. I am tired of it! We are the Enlightened Ones, not the grim reapers. We were meant to evolve. There is still more to live for, but weโ€™ll never know about it unless we do everything we can to stay alive" --"Enlightened Ones" by Lacey Reah

by Justine Bateman May 3, 2013

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Enlightened Centrist

What political extremists call someone who proposed a reasonable and valid idea or opinions that the extremist cannot argue or refute because the person was right. Instead of opening dialogue about the topic or presenting evidence that disputes the persons the extremists shuts down the conversation by saying that their opinion isnโ€™t valid because itโ€™s โ€œenlightened centrist bullshit.โ€

In the USA most often used by the progressive extremists in response to any criticism of their ideals, often defended as โ€œmorallyโ€ correct. Though uncommon, can and is used by conservative extremists in response to criticisms of their ideals, often defended as โ€œtradition.โ€

Person 1: *valid and logical opinion or arguement*

Person 2: (shit this guy is right but it goes against my narrow and self righteous world view) SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ENLIGHTENED CENTRIST NO ONE CARES

by Goddamnitallmynamesaretaken July 3, 2022

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Post Ejaculatory Enlightenment

That moment of mental clarity that can only be achieved by 'blowing your load' or 'shooting your bolt'. A lot of honest internal dialogue can be had with yourself in these moments....shame it doesn't last very long.

AKA: P.E.E. / PE-Squared / P-Double-E

'Damn, last night I got post ejaculatory enlightenment..... and you're right...... she was a pig!'

by The Urban Keats October 24, 2007

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Enlightened American Syndrome

A self-loathing American who disparages American society and people with sweeping negative stereotypes and subjective rantings, with unsaid implication that they have somehow risen above their countrymen and behave in a more cultured manner. EAS is especially common among young Americans who have traveled or lived briefly in an expat bubble overseas.

Julie came back from her summer study program in Germany with a bad case of Enlightened American Syndrome and won't stop complaining about the ugly strip malls in her neighborhood.

by Steady Mercury September 16, 2021

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People of the Natural Enlightenment

an environmental movement/group/cult that holds leprechauns and three leaf clovers in high regard as they tie in to their theory about solving the global warming crisis.

the People of the Natural Enlightenment partake in environmental workshops to clean the earth

by ezohar April 23, 2009

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condition-based enlightenment

Defining the conditions that could impact the possibility for one to be in the state of "enlightenment" .
Enlightenment due to favorable conditions. Such as sitting under a tree vs standing in line at the DMV.

All these modern "guru's" have condition-based enlightenment. Have them come shovel some shit while late on their mortgage, and their babies are sick.

by yourheartisaportal January 27, 2018


The 3 circles of enlightenment

When her nipples are so low that they are in line with her tummy button and resemble the 3 circles of enlightenment

When she sits down she looks like the 3 circles of enlightenment

by Working Class Hero June 11, 2021