has a massive dick and loves to hit kids with it
the name you call a hispanic friend when you can't remember his real name.
"This is my friend, Enrique."
"My name is Ricardo...."
"Oh Hey Ricardo!"
Like The Crawford, When someone puts their finger in a guys bootyhole and upon retraction of the finger discovers remnants from the inside, puts a mark of dookie on the guys face, leaving an Enrique Englasias-like mole on his face, lovingly placing a hair plucked from the anus onto the Enrique.
OMG Stacey, I totally gave Todd The Enrique this morning after I milked his prostate again.