describing someone that is in a normal emotional state; not too happy or depressed
"Bob was telling me about that painful breakup he went through a while ago, but it seems like he's even keel now."
One last jerk off session before one goes to bed.
Before I to to bed I enjoy my evening tug.
The last words of a dying white girl.
Courtney is "literally dying" because she "can't even."
gonna sell my car, not expecting much from it...
but at least the deal should break even.
An object, person, place, or thing that doesn't serve it's original purpose.
Male 1: "Yo, bro I bought this AriZona Iced tea, and it tastes like Strawberries."
Male 2: "It's not even minty!"
Literally means, 'Wank and A ready Meal'
"I'm in the mood for a warm evening"
"Don't even." is one of those sayings that you use when you're just -really- not in the mood, and basically it's telling someone that. No. Not really. It's actually more like: "Fuck off plz (:" But in a more.. polite way. It also can be short for: Don't even think about it.
"Haha. You remember that one time with Zach?"
"..Don't even."