even keel

describing someone that is in a normal emotional state; not too happy or depressed

"Bob was telling me about that painful breakup he went through a while ago, but it seems like he's even keel now."

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evening tug

One last jerk off session before one goes to bed.

Before I to to bed I enjoy my evening tug.

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can't even

The last words of a dying white girl.

Courtney is "literally dying" because she "can't even."

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break even

Make neither profit nor loss

gonna sell my car, not expecting much from it...
but at least the deal should break even.

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It's not even minty!

An object, person, place, or thing that doesn't serve it's original purpose.

Male 1: "Yo, bro I bought this AriZona Iced tea, and it tastes like Strawberries."
Male 2: "It's not even minty!"

Warm Evening

Literally means, 'Wank and A ready Meal'

"I'm in the mood for a warm evening"

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don't even

"Don't even." is one of those sayings that you use when you're just -really- not in the mood, and basically it's telling someone that. No. Not really. It's actually more like: "Fuck off plz (:" But in a more.. polite way. It also can be short for: Don't even think about it.

"Haha. You remember that one time with Zach?"
"..Don't even."

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