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you make sweet love to a woman and then fall asleep in her arms. THEN, as she sleeps you arise from your slumber and ejaculate your seed on her back. In the morning once its a little crusty you peel it off and the oblivious female is served breakfast in bed...floridian style
floridian breakfast is a frequent hobby of many females at northview highschool.
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The act of putting ones anus to the intake side of a running hair dryer and passing wind. The hair dryer serves to expel the noxious gas further and at a higher velocity and also heats the fart to further accentuate the auroma. Often times the hairdryer is aimed into an unsuspecting persons face. It is called a Floridian tail pipe as a homage to its creator who resides in Florida.
It took hours for Shirley to get the fart smell out of her clothes after I hit her with the ol' Floridian tail pipe.
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When you grab ur balls like a sack of oranges and smack your girlfriend in the face with them.
I just gave her the floridian fruit sack!
When your girl is sleeping and you pour coke into her vagina then add some mentos. You know what happens next.
Me: You think if I pull a Floridian Pussy Rocket on her she'll break up with me? I just wanna see what happens.
Anthony: Nah if you film it and tell her it's a prank after, she'll be cool with it.
Me. Sick. Tonight's gonna be fun as hell.
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The act of putting a pillowcase over your head and jumping in a pool.
I'm so bored that I could Floridian water torture myself!
a whore house in which the kinkiest of kinky things take place, you can use your imagination on that one...
"Man Kristy is a wild woman! She belongs in a Floridian fuck house!"
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To call in sick to a job, then never show up again, usually out of some form of guilt.
Boss 1: Where's that new guy? He hasn't been here for like 2 days?
Boss 2: Well, he called out like 3 days ago, which was probably his Floridian 2 week notice
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