A SOCOM Player and Free Agent. 13 Year Old Male from PA. He owns all.
Gremlin > SOCOMBATTLES
You were killed by Gremlin with an AKS-74
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Scarily deflated and empty tits
Beautiful woman but boy does she have some Gremlins in the closet
Gremlins are a rare species of goblins. They start as fuzzy little creatures called Mogwais but they become disgusting and foul if they get the munchies after midnight. Gremlins come in very interesting and unique varieties of races. Some are green with yellow eyes, some are brown with wight fur, and some have red spines extended out on their backs.
Citrus: Hey, I fed my mogwai and now itβs a gremlin.
Jack: WHAT? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!
Citrus: Um, he looks less wimpy and more cool?
Jack: But gremlins are foul creatures!
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1.) Little meshevious devils that cause problems with everything around you.
2.) Little red men with horns you see when you are stoned.
3.) Imaginary little devils you can blame shit on.
1.) "BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH! Those damn gremlins are in my computer again. Where's my freakin shotgun?!"
2.) *puff puff* "Dude those gremlins on top of the TV are flippin me off! Little bastards!"
3.) Mom: "Jonny why the hell do all your socks stick together like this?"
Jonny: "I don't know, maybe the gremlins did it!"
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The alcohol-induced female facial deformation common to fraternity parties, concerts and other social gatherings.
Holy shit, did you see that bitch? Better cut her off NOW... she's already started to gremlinize!!
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Crushing someone elses head in between your buttocks.
We were going to shoot him, but we decided to perform a gremline instead.
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